Anybody who tells you money is the root of all evil doesn't fucking have any.

More from Jim Young

• There’s an important phrase that we use here, and think it’s time that you all learned it. Act as if. You understand what that means? Act as if you are the fucking President of this firm. Act as if you got a 9″ cock. Okay? Act as if.
• They say money can’t buy happiness? Look at the fucking smile on my face. Ear to ear, baby.