Gee, this wig weighs a ton! What dope'd wear a thing like this?

More from Singin' in the Rain

• Make 'em laugh!
• Sure! Make a musical! The new Don Lockwood! He yodels! He jumps about to music!
• Dignity – always dignity.
• Gotta dance!
• Don, you're not through!
• If we bring a little joy into your humdrum lives, it makes us feel as if our hard work ain't been in vain for nothing.