Make 'em laugh!
Cosmo
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Make 'em laugh!
Cosmo
Sure! Make a musical! The new Don Lockwood! He yodels! He jumps about to music!
Cosmo
Dignity – always dignity.
Don
Gotta dance!
Broadway Melody
Don, you're not through!
Kathy
Gee, this wig weighs a ton! What dope'd wear a thing like this?
Lina
If we bring a little joy into your humdrum lives, it makes us feel as if our hard work ain't been in vain for nothing.
Lina
Oh Donny! You couldn't kiss me like that and not mean it just a teensy bit!
Lina
People? I am people.
Lina
Cosmo, call me a cab.
Lockwood
Try to get this straight. There is nothing between us. There has never been anything between us. Just air.
Lockwood