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Gee, this wig weighs a ton! What dope'd wear a thing like this?
— Lina • Singin' in the Rain

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Our reading
An editorial interpretation.
A grumble about how heavy a wig is, followed by a rhetorical jab: what fool would choose to wear something like this? The speaker is complaining about the discomfort of a fashion item and mocking anyone who'd put it on willingly.
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