
Caroline, the day you see anything through to the end, I’ll stick my own dick in my ear.
Lloyd

Caroline, the day you see anything through to the end, I’ll stick my own dick in my ear.
Lloyd

Excuse me! Excuse me! EXCUSE ME! EXCUSE ME! If you don’t mind, the “corpse” STILL has the floor!
Lloyd

Get in a good mood. How hard is it to decide to be in a good mood and be in a good mood?
Lloyd
Lloyd (giving his number to Diane's father): Lloyd Dobler, 555-1342; 5..5..5..1342. 555-1342.
Lloyd

Hey my brother? Can I borrow a copy of your "Hey Soul Classics"?
Lloyd

I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen.
Lloyd

I'm gonna take Diane Court out again.
Lloyd

I suppose you’ll use this drama as a reason to have another affair. I feel sorry for the next delivery man that comes to this house!
Lloyd

Joe! Joe! She's written 65 songs. 65. They're all about you. They're all about pain.
Lloyd

Just knowing that a version like that exists, knowing that just for a minute she felt that and wrote I can't help loving you. That has to be worth something.
Lloyd
Man, that John Denver is full of shit!
Lloyd

Okay, how ya doing? I'm Lloyd, and we're gonna watch the movie "Cucoon." I've never actually seen it, but I heard its very good, it makes you happy. Its about a group of people who go to outer space.....hope I didn't give anything away there.
Lloyd

Quick question: do you know who I am?
Lloyd

Some place warm, a place where the beer flows like wine, where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Aspen.
Lloyd

So you're like monumentally busy?
Lloyd

The rain on my car is a baptism. The new me. Iceman. Power Lloyd. My assault on the world begins now. Believe in myself. Answer to no one.
Lloyd

This is it. The site of our controversial first date. I met her at a mall. Should've known our relationship was doomed. To our left, we have.....the street where she broke up with me. And there's the path we took.
Lloyd

Wait a minute. What did we just decide?
Lloyd

What I really want to do – what I want to do for a living – is I want to be with your daughter. I’m good at it.
Lloyd
What I really want to do- what I want to do for a living-is I want to be with your daughter. I'm good at it. ---LLOYD
Lloyd

What's the soup du jour?
Lloyd

You start out depressed, everything turns out a pleasant surprise.
Lloyd

You two are amazing, you know? The way you talk. I'm like that with....I'm not even like that with anybody.
Lloyd