Name: The Ref
Genre: comedy film, drama film, Christmas film, crime film
Duration: 97 min
Cast: Denis Leary, Judy Davis, Kevin Spacey, BD Wong, Christine Baranski

A small green Christmas tree has colourful ornaments, gold stars and an orange ribbon against midnight blue. — Original artwork

I have never heard of such a Christmas: sex, and drugs, and, and, and, and women being set on fire.

Connie

Nested gift boxes wrapped in stripes, dots, waves and checks, with a bare white box on top, on a grey-green background. — Original artwork

We can't open presents until midnight.

Connie

A sharpened turquoise pencil points towards a small cactus in a terracotta pot against a lilac background. — Original artwork

What, you're pulling a gun on me? I'm not afraid of you.

George

Painterly snow-covered brick chimney topped with cookies and a glass of milk beneath a full moon. — Original artwork

Great, I just beat up Santa Claus.

Gus

A red paper boat sits between two tiny brass tugboats, joined by ropes on a reflective teal surface. — Original artwork

I hijacked my fucking parents.

Gus

A miniature black mailbox with a red flag stands above scattered autumn leaves. — Original artwork

I’m in hell. Connecticut is the fifth ring of hell.

Gus

Three carved theatrical masks in black, charcoal and pale grey show different degrees of frowning against slate. — Original artwork

I thought moms were supposed to be nice, and sweet, and patient. I know loan-sharks that are more forgiving than you.

Gus

A teal toy water pistol wearing a small party hat rests on a crumpled red napkin. — Original artwork

Let me say it one more time: I have a gun, it’s loaded, shut up, okay?

Gus

A small brass padlock closed around a tiny glass bell on a forest green felt cushion. — Original artwork

You know what this family needs? A mute.

Gus

A coral paper mask peeking from behind a folded gray card screen, connected by a taut thread, on a lavender surface. — Original artwork

Your husband ain't dead, lady, he's hiding.

Gus

A partly knitted green scarf hangs from needles beside a short red ribbon barrier against pale lime. — Original artwork

Caroline, the day you see anything through to the end, I’ll stick my own dick in my ear.

Lloyd Chasseur

Two empty chairs stand beside a small round dining table with a white cloth, folded swan napkin and lamp. — Original artwork

It wasn’t one bad review in one lousy magazine. It was the Restaurant Guide Book of New York. And, when the Restaurant Guide Book recommends you to Hindus looking for a fun night out of fasting, what did you expect me to do, change the menus?

Lloyd Chasseur

A tilted glass jar containing a golden question mark, resting on plum velvet. — Original artwork

Telling people that she dreams about me being castrated florentine is healthy?

Lloyd Chasseur

A gift wrapped with a red bow rests beside a small wooden cross and green sprigs on mint cloth. — Original artwork

You know what mom? You know what I’m gonna get you next Christmas? A big wooden cross, so every time you feel unappreciated for all your sacrifices, you can climb up and nail yourself to it.

Lloyd Chasseur

A floral teacup stands on a small wooden pedestal draped with purple fabric beside a hanging lace handkerchief. — Original artwork

Excuse me! Excuse me! EXCUSE ME! EXCUSE ME! If you don’t mind, the “corpse” STILL has the floor!

Lloyd Chasseur

Crooked smiling theatrical mask on two blank sealed envelopes, maroon/copper — Original artwork

I suppose you’ll use this drama as a reason to have another affair. I feel sorry for the next delivery man that comes to this house!

Lloyd Chasseur

You're a Wong?

Rose