You know what mom? You know what I’m gonna get you next Christmas? A big wooden cross, so every time you feel unappreciated for all your sacrifices, you can climb up and nail yourself to it.

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• I have never heard of such a Christmas: sex, and drugs, and, and, and, and women being set on fire.
• Great, I just beat up Santa Claus.
• I hijacked my fucking parents.
• I’m in hell. Connecticut is the fifth ring of hell.
• I thought moms were supposed to be nice, and sweet, and patient. I know loan-sharks that are more forgiving than you.
• Let me say it one more time: I have a gun, it’s loaded, shut up, okay?