Lloyd Chasseur — Characters

A partly knitted green scarf hangs from needles beside a short red ribbon barrier against pale lime. — Original artwork

Caroline, the day you see anything through to the end, I’ll stick my own dick in my ear.

Lloyd Chasseur

Two empty chairs stand beside a small round dining table with a white cloth, folded swan napkin and lamp. — Original artwork

It wasn’t one bad review in one lousy magazine. It was the Restaurant Guide Book of New York. And, when the Restaurant Guide Book recommends you to Hindus looking for a fun night out of fasting, what did you expect me to do, change the menus?

Lloyd Chasseur

A tilted glass jar containing a golden question mark, resting on plum velvet. — Original artwork

Telling people that she dreams about me being castrated florentine is healthy?

Lloyd Chasseur

A gift wrapped with a red bow rests beside a small wooden cross and green sprigs on mint cloth. — Original artwork

You know what mom? You know what I’m gonna get you next Christmas? A big wooden cross, so every time you feel unappreciated for all your sacrifices, you can climb up and nail yourself to it.

Lloyd Chasseur

A floral teacup stands on a small wooden pedestal draped with purple fabric beside a hanging lace handkerchief. — Original artwork

Excuse me! Excuse me! EXCUSE ME! EXCUSE ME! If you don’t mind, the “corpse” STILL has the floor!

Lloyd Chasseur

Crooked smiling theatrical mask on two blank sealed envelopes, maroon/copper — Original artwork

I suppose you’ll use this drama as a reason to have another affair. I feel sorry for the next delivery man that comes to this house!

Lloyd Chasseur