Lloyd Chasseur — Characters

It wasn't one bad review in one louse magazine. It was the Restaurant Guide Book of New York. And, when the Restaurant Guide Book recommends you to Hindus looking for a fun night out of fasting, what did you expect me to do, change the menus?

Lloyd Chasseur

Two empty chairs stand beside a small round dining table with a white cloth, folded swan napkin and lamp. — Original artwork

It wasn’t one bad review in one lousy magazine. It was the Restaurant Guide Book of New York. And, when the Restaurant Guide Book recommends you to Hindus looking for a fun night out of fasting, what did you expect me to do, change the menus?

Lloyd Chasseur

Telling people that she dreams about me being castrated florentine is healthy?

Lloyd Chasseur

A gift wrapped with a red bow rests beside a small wooden cross and green sprigs on mint cloth. — Original artwork

You know what mom? You know what I’m gonna get you next Christmas? A big wooden cross, so every time you feel unappreciated for all your sacrifices, you can climb up and nail yourself to it.

Lloyd Chasseur