Bert... ya know me?
George
Change can be so constant, you don’t even feel the difference until there is one.
George
George is getting upset.
George
Hey, it's a thingie! A fiendish thingie!
George
Kid, you must be confusing me with David Selznick. I don't make major motion pictures, I make crap.
George
Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take Lorraine to the dance, that he'd melt my brain.
George
Sam, if you were a house, this is where you would want to be built. On a rock, over-looking the sea.
George
That’s very Zen of you, you must smoke pot.
George
To swing or not to swing? Swing.
George
We lead our lives, and when they end, sometimes we leave a little of ourselves behind. Sometimes we leave money, a painting, sometimes we leave a kind word. And sometimes, we leave an empty space.
George
What, you're pulling a gun on me? I'm not afraid of you.
George
You’ve worn out your welcome at this house, Sam. This may very well be the worst summer of your life but you’ve earned it.
George
Zuzu’s petals!
George