"All of George's secrets." There's the shortest book ever written.
Ape
- Director
- Sam Weisman
- Cast
- Brendan Fraser, Leslie Mann, Thomas Haden Church, Holland Taylor, John Bennett Perry, Richard Roundtree
- Year
- 1997
- Runtime
- 92 min
- Genres
- comedy film, action film
- Country
- United States
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To swing or not to swing? Swing.
George
Sorry, Stonebelly. The better man won, that's all. Or, I should say, the one who brought mercenaries won; that's all!
Lyle
And so, onward and upward the tired trekkers trudged on feverished footsies on the perilous paths. When they beheld the mighty Ape Mountain, the reacted with awe.
Narrator
Don't worry. Nobody dies in this story. They just get really big boo-boos.
Narrator
Meanwhile, at a very expensive waterfall set...
Narrator
The jungle king was pleased to find that he looked pretty good in Armani.
Narrator
You dragged me all the way out here to watch a guy in a leopard-skin bikini. If I wanted to see that, I would have stayed in Miami.
Thor