Ed Wood

Eddie, we're in show biz. It's all about razzle-dazzle. Appearances. If you look good, and you talk well, people will swallow anything.

Criswell

Well, I see we have the usual assortment of dope fiends and drug addicts.

Dolores

I hate it when she interrupts the movie.

Ed

I like to dress in women's clothing.

Ed

I met Bela Lugosi.

Ed

My girlfriend still doesn't know why her sweaters are always stretched out.

Ed

Kid, you must be confusing me with David Selznick. I don't make major motion pictures, I make crap.

George