My girlfriend still doesn't know why her sweaters are always stretched out.

More from Ed Wood

• Eddie, we're in show biz. It's all about razzle-dazzle. Appearances. If you look good, and you talk well, people will swallow anything.
• Well, I see we have the usual assortment of dope fiends and drug addicts.
• He's a brute...but he's got heart.
• I hate it when she interrupts the movie.
• I like to dress in women's clothing.
• I met Bela Lugosi.