Burn rubber does not mean warp speed!
Sam
Sam is a character from Life as a House with 15 quotes on QuoteGeek.
Don’t go where I can’t follow.
Sam
Do you have any idea what its like to jack off in an armoire?
Sam
‘Greased Lightning’ is my cell phone ringtone and I’ve been knocked out by a car door before, so I was really looking forward to recreating the reality of that moment on stage.
Sam
How sick is she?
Sam
I made a promise, Mr Frodo. A promise. “Don’t you leave him Samwise Gamgee.” And I don’t mean to.
Sam
I’m not even listening.
Sam
I’m the luckiest son of a bitch in the world. (a customer knocks on the door) Sorry, we’re closed.
Sam
I'm the luckiest son of a bitch in the world. (a customer knocks on the door) Sorry, we're closed. Last line
Sam
I think there has to be a door between where you cook and where you crap. Even in the bush – tribal people, you know, they have a place for both. Probably it’s like a law. God! It’s probably in the Bible. It’s at least a building code violation.
Sam
It's a shame about raisins.
Sam
There’s an eye-opener, and no mistake.
Sam
Waiting for you is like waiting for a rain in the middle of a drought. Hopeless and disappointing!
Sam
Why can’t you all just die and leave me alone?
Sam
You're a creature of the night, Michael. My own brother, a goddam shit-sucking vampire. You wait 'til Mom finds out!
Sam