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- I have never heard of such a Christmas: sex, and drugs, and, and, and, and women being set on fire.
- Great, I just beat up Santa Claus.
- I hijacked my fucking parents.
- I thought moms were supposed to be nice, and sweet, and patient. I know loan-sharks that are more forgiving than you.
- Let me say it one more time: I have a gun, it’s loaded, shut up, okay?
- You know what this family needs? A mute.
Last reviewed 2026-07-06