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I am 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river!

A heavy man in a plaid jacket hitches his belt and leans over a coffee table toward two teenagers on a sofa as their parents watch. — Original artwork

I am 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river!

Matt Foley

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