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I am 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river!
— Saturday Night Live · 1975
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Behind the line
What it means
Our interpretation.
It is the character in a single breath: a man who delivers a pep talk by presenting himself as the warning. The twist is that the threat is autobiographical, so the speaker is the cautionary tale, and the fall through the table seals it. Fans still quote the van down by the river as the universal jab at someone's bad life choices; it became Chris Farley's signature, and Matt Foley the character he is most often remembered by.
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In context
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Matt Foley debuted on Saturday Night Live on 8 May 1993, in the Christina Applegate episode of season 18. He is a disheveled motivational speaker brought in to scare two teenagers (David Spade and Applegate) straight, in front of their parents. He opens with this line, then tells them they will end up on government cheese in a van down by the river. Foley shouts down every answer with a sarcastic well, la-dee-freakin'-da, and at writer Robert Smigel's suggestion Chris Farley finishes by diving onto the coffee table, which collapses; Spade and Applegate visibly struggled not to laugh. Later appearances changed the wording to thrice divorced.
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- SNL Wiki: Matt FoleySketch Summary and Dates of AppearanceReference checked
- Wikiquote: Saturday Night Live/Season 18Christina Applegate/Midnight Oil [18.19]Reference checked
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