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If you really do love her, there’s only one thing to do, man. You gotta dump her and live free.
— Michael Kelso ‧ That '70s Show
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Our reading
An editorial interpretation.
Kelso offers breezy, self-serving relationship advice: if you truly love her, the answer is to dump her and stay free. The logic is comically backwards, since he presents leaving as proof of love, and the casual 'man' makes it sound like wisdom he's very proud of.
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