Michael Kelso — Characters

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Michael Kelso is a character from That '70s Show with 4 quotes on QuoteGeek.

BURN!

Michael Kelso

If this van's a-rockin'... we're in there doing it.

Michael Kelso

If you really do love her, there’s only one thing to do, man. You gotta dump her and live free.

Michael Kelso

Ooooh! Burn! That’s a burn about a burn! That’s a 2nd degree burn!

Michael Kelso