Characters quotes

Michael Kelso

BURN!

Michael Kelso

A yellow toy camper van tilts on a metal coil spring above a worn teal surface. — Original artwork

If this van's a-rockin'... we're in there doing it.

Michael Kelso

An orange lava lamp glows beside a plant and folded paper plane on a small green rug. — Original artwork

If you really do love her, there’s only one thing to do, man. You gotta dump her and live free.

Michael Kelso

A single upright match burns against a dark background, its flame reflected on a glossy surface. — Original artwork

Ooooh! Burn! That’s a burn about a burn! That’s a 2nd degree burn!

Michael Kelso