Crack a book, you lazy son-of-a-bitch.
Fez
Opportunity does not knock, then knock again, then leave a note saying "sorry I missed you".
Fez
These after-school specials are thrilling. Who knew that one beer could turn a cheerleader into a whore?
Fez
This suit is for leisure. But many times I wear it to get down to business.
Fez
Wow, my first X-rated movie. I don’t know what’s going on, but that is the luckiest pizza boy ever.
Fez