Eric

First of all, a big hello to all our viewers. Hello Mrs. Green, hello Mr. Green, hello Mum. I think that's everyone.

Eric

Here's a word for all of those who've been lucky enough to get away for Christmas.

Eric

If every day were Christmas day By some fantastic trick If every day were Christmas day We’d all be bloomin’ SICK.

Eric

She was drunk, in the middle of the afternoon. I mean, it was like Sue Ellen on 'Dallas'.

Eric

Tell them Eric Draven sends his regards.

Eric

The Minister of Transport issued this appeal to motorists: Can anyone give him a lift to Leicester?

Eric

You know, Hyde, at first I thought your father was a real dirtbag. But I’ve come to realize that there’s a fine line between dirt bag and Father Of The Year.

Eric