Eric — Characters

A turquoise pudding basin overflowing with silver coins with a spoon on its rim, on a red table. — Original artwork

Don't forget, when you stir the Christmas pudding, make a wish.

Eric

A vintage microphone on a stand in front of three empty red chairs against a powder-blue background. — Original artwork

First of all, a big hello to all our viewers. Hello Mrs. Green, hello Mr. Green, hello Mum. I think that's everyone.

Eric

A worn suitcase with a small glowing lantern in front and a carved wooden hand reaching toward its handle. — Original artwork

Here's a word for all of those who've been lucky enough to get away for Christmas.

Eric

A small green Christmas tree has colourful ornaments, gold stars and an orange ribbon against midnight blue. — Original artwork

If every day were Christmas day By some fantastic trick If every day were Christmas day We’d all be bloomin’ SICK.

Eric

A tipped ornate glass spills amber liquid across the red velvet arm of an armchair. — Original artwork

She was drunk, in the middle of the afternoon. I mean, it was like Sue Ellen on 'Dallas'.

Eric

A small green toy car sits beside one red bead and one blue bead. — Original artwork

The Minister of Transport issued this appeal to motorists: Can anyone give him a lift to Leicester?

Eric

A golden trophy cup sitting in soil in a terracotta pot, with a green sprout rising beside its handle. — Original artwork

You know, Hyde, at first I thought your father was a real dirtbag. But I’ve come to realize that there’s a fine line between dirt bag and Father Of The Year.

Eric