
Dear Lord, would it kill you to give the Packers a winning season? Oh, and uh, watch over my loving family, blah blah blah...
Red Forman

Dear Lord, would it kill you to give the Packers a winning season? Oh, and uh, watch over my loving family, blah blah blah...
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I like the sound of a beer church.
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I've been working since I was sixteen. I fought two in wars. Hell, I've killed people. I'm not saying that I didn't enjoy it...
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Once again, an open bar spells disaster for the Foreman family.
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We’re all gonna go to church and we’re gonna have a damn nice Sunday.
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What are you going to put on your resume - dumbass?
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When my time comes I want to be buried face down. That way whoever doesn't like me can kiss my ass.
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When used separately, women and alcohol can be a lot of fun. But if you mix them, they can turn you into a dumbass.
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Without rules, we all might as well be up in a tree flinging our crap at each other.
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