Dear Lord, would it kill you to give the Packers a winning season? Oh, and uh, watch over my loving family, blah blah blah...
Red Forman
I like the sound of a beer church.
Red Forman
I've been working since I was sixteen. I fought two in wars. Hell, I've killed people. I'm not saying that I didn't enjoy it...
Red Forman
Once again, an open bar spells disaster for the Foreman family.
Red Forman
We’re all gonna go to church and we’re gonna have a damn nice Sunday.
Red Forman
What are you going to put on your resume - dumbass?
Red Forman
When my time comes I want to be buried face down. That way whoever doesn't like me can kiss my ass.
Red Forman
When used separately, women and alcohol can be a lot of fun. But if you mix them, they can turn you into a dumbass.
Red Forman
Without rules, we all might as well be up in a tree flinging our crap at each other.
Red Forman