Characters quotes

Mr. Potato Head

Painterly small baby shoes and a loose pink ribbon on rumpled dusty-rose fabric. — Original artwork

Ages three and up! It’s on my box! Ages three and up! I’m not supposed to be babysitting Princess Drool!

Mr. Potato Head

A striped plush toy hanging from a small orange ring-toss post, with loose rings at its base on a blue background. — Original artwork

Oh, really? Well, I'm from Playskool.

Mr. Potato Head

Son of a building block! It's Woody!

Mr. Potato Head

Plain red glass bottle on low pale pedestal with several visible red capsules — Original artwork

What, did you take Stupid Pills this morning?

Mr. Potato Head