Phone Guy Quotes — Five Nights at Freddy's

A night guard sits at a desk of security monitors in a dark office as a phone rings beside him. — Original artwork

Hello, hello?

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An off-hook telephone rests beside a desk fan and glowing CCTV monitor in a deserted pizzeria office. — Original artwork

Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But then there was 'The Bite of '87.' Yeah... It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know?

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A security doorway opens toward shadowy spare mascot parts beyond the office's fan and monitors. — Original artwork

Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask.

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A deserted guard office looks toward a distant curtained stage where indistinct mechanical silhouettes stand in shadow. — Original artwork

Uh, the animatronic characters here... do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No.

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