Professor Foot

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He's an idiot. Degree in woodwork. I ask you.

A plain wooden hand plane beside a curled wood shaving and a straight piece of timber on a light background. — Original artwork

He's an idiot. Degree in woodwork. I ask you.

Professor Foot

A small sphere of exposed brass gears wears a copper paper crown on a plum velvet cushion. — Original artwork

MIT wanted me, you know. Wanted me to rule the world for them.

Professor Foot

A gold ring rests on green moss beneath a glass dome against dark blue-grey. — Original artwork

With a ring like that I could – dare I say it? – rule the world.

Professor Foot