
I don’t know why I should even bother to eat this. I should just apply it directly to my hips.
Rhoda Morgenstern

I don’t know why I should even bother to eat this. I should just apply it directly to my hips.
Rhoda Morgenstern

It’s a magnifying mirror! Mary, why didn’t you warn me? I thought it was a relief map of the moon. When they sell those magnifying mirrors they should include a printed suicide note.
Rhoda Morgenstern