I don’t know why I should even bother to eat this. I should just apply it directly to my hips.
Rhoda Morgenstern
- Played by
- Valerie Harper
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Rhoda Morgenstern is a character from Mary Tyler Moore with 2 quotes on QuoteGeek.
It’s a magnifying mirror! Mary, why didn’t you warn me? I thought it was a relief map of the moon. When they sell those magnifying mirrors they should include a printed suicide note.
Rhoda Morgenstern