A lattice-crust apple pie on a pedestal plate with tiny stars scattered on a dark blue tablecloth.

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Rhoda Morgenstern

I don’t know why I should even bother to eat this. I should just apply it directly to my hips.

— Mary Tyler Moore • 1970

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What it means

Our interpretation.

Facing a plate of food, the speaker jokes that eating is a pointless detour, since it will end up on the hips anyway. The self-mocking line turns diet anxiety into deadpan resignation, suggesting every bite has a predictable, unwelcome destination.

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