More from Mary Tyler Moore
- I’m an experienced woman. I’ve been around. Well, all right, I might not’ve been around, but I’ve been…nearby.
- It’s a magnifying mirror! Mary, why didn’t you warn me? I thought it was a relief map of the moon. When they sell those magnifying mirrors they should include a printed suicide note.
- I was lying in bed last night and I couldn’t sleep, and I came up with an idea. So I went right home and wrote it down.
- 24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day, coincedence? I think not.
- A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
- Above all, do not fail to give good dinners, and to pay attention to the women.
Last reviewed 2026-07-09