I think there has to be a door between where you cook and where you crap. Even in the bush – tribal people, you know, they have a place for both. Probably it’s like a law. God! It’s probably in the Bible. It’s at least a building code violation.

The speaker insists, half in earnest and half comically, that a home needs a door between where food is prepared and where waste is dealt with. They appeal to supposed universal custom, then to scripture, and finally settle on building regulations, escalating the authority into mock-serious absurdity.

Context reviewed 29 September 2026