Forgive me, this is my first time at the White House. I'm trying to savor the Capra-esque quality.

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• Mr. President, the American people have a funny way of deciding on their own what is and what is not their business.
• Mr. President, this is an election year. If you're looking for female companionship, we can make arrangements that'll insure total privacy and--
• I'm saying these women want that law enforced.
• Mr. President, militant women are out to destroy college football in this country.
• Well, I could explain it better, but I’d need charts and graphs and an easel.
• Can I just say, to return to the subject for one moment, that it might be easier to fight a war on drugs if we weren't arming drug dealers?