
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.
Misattributed to Winnie the Pooh

If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.
Misattributed to Winnie the Pooh

How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.
Misattributed to Winnie the Pooh

Sometimes the smallest things take up the most room in your heart.
Misattributed to Winnie the Pooh

"What day is it?" asked Pooh. "It's today," squeaked Piglet. "My favorite day," said Pooh.
Misattributed to Winnie the Pooh

If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear.
Misattributed to Winnie the Pooh

Nobody can be uncheered with a balloon.
Winnie the Pooh

I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words Bother me.
Winnie the Pooh

The only reason for being a bee that I know of is making honey. And the only reason for making honey is so as I can eat it.
Winnie the Pooh

When you go after honey with a balloon, the great thing is not to let the bees know you're coming.
Winnie the Pooh