A row of college pledges in letterman jackets, seen from behind, sit on chairs before a dean at his wide desk in a wood-panelled 1970s office, tall windows looking onto a sunny campus.

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Dean Vernon Wormer

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

— Animal House • 1978

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Wormer's put-down is the whole film's attitude to authority in one sentence: a stern establishment man summing up three slobs, which the Delta house will happily prove right. It plays as the most quotable insult in the movie because it is so tidy, and it has outlived the film as a stock jab at anyone living badly. The "son" in the popular version is the faint paternal sneer that makes Wormer's contempt funnier.

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In National Lampoon's Animal House (1978), Dean Wormer summons the Delta pledges and officers to his office to read out their midterm grades after they failed an exam. Kroger gets a sarcastic congratulation for his 1.2 average and Delta president Hoover a withering line about his example. When he reaches Dorfman, known as Flounder, and his 0.2, he delivers this verdict. He saves the worst for Blutarsky, with a 0.0, and goes on to threaten expulsion and draft-board notices.

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