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If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
— Old Farm Lady · Billy Madison

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Our reading
An editorial interpretation.
An absurd, proud comparison linking an embarrassing bodily accident to musical coolness. The joke inflates a mundane mishap into celebrity-level confidence for comic effect. It works by treating something undignified as though it were an achievement worth flaunting openly.
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