Metamucil: We help you go to the toilet so you won't get cancer and die.
Drucker
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Metamucil: We help you go to the toilet so you won't get cancer and die.
Drucker
"Paramount Pictures presents 'The Freak.' This movie won't just scare you, it will fuck you up for life."
Drucker
I lie for a living!
Emory
You may think phone service stinks since deregulation, but don't mess with us, because we're all you've got. In fact, if we fold, you'll have no damn phones. AT&T - we're tired of taking your crap!
Kathy
We can't level, you crazy bastard, we're in advertising!
Stephen