I came here to do two things: drink some beer and kick some ass...looks like we're all out of beer.
Clint
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I came here to do two things: drink some beer and kick some ass...looks like we're all out of beer.
Clint
You know, but that's valid because if we are all gonna die anyway shouldn't we be enjoying ourselves now? You know, I'd like to quit thinking of the present, like right now, as some minor insignificant preamble to something else.
Cynthia
Lick me, all of you!
Darla
Wipe that face off your head, bitch.
Darla
I'm just trying to be honest about being a misanthrope.
Mike
Air raid!
Senior girl
Hey, let's go smoke a joint on the fifty fuckin' yard line in memory of those glory days.
Slater
Let's go smoke a joint man. On the fifty fucking yard line in honor of your daddy coach Conrad...
Slater
Like our Sergeant said when we were going out to war, 'Men! Fifty of you are leaving on a mission. Twenty five of you aint coming back!'
Teacher
Do you have a joint man?
Wooderson
That's what I like about them high school girls...I keep getting older and they stay the same age.
Wooderson
That's what I love about these high school girls man. I get older they stay the same age.
Wooderson
The older you get, the more rules they are going to try and get you to follow. You just gotta keep on livin', man. L-I-V-I-N.
Wooderson