How in the hell do you get fired on your day off?

Dad

I'm gonna fuck you up Smokey.

It's Friday, ain't got no job, ain't got shit to do.

Smokey

He gonna cry in the car.

Smokey

I got mind control over Deebo. He be like "shut the fuck up". I be quiet. But when he leave, I be talking again.

Smokey

What the hell you stealin' boxes for, you tryin' to bulid a clubhouse?

Smokey

You ain't never got two things that go together...cereal, no milk; Kool-aid, no sugar; ham, no burger....damn!!

Smokey

You didn’t put in on this, man.

Smokey

You got knocked the fuck out.

Smokey