
I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me.
Agatha Trunchbull
Bruce! Bruce! Bruce! Bruce!

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me.
Agatha Trunchbull

I'm smart, you're dumb. I'm big, you're little. I'm right, you're wrong. And there's nothing you can do about it.
Harry Wormwood

Bruce! Bruce! Bruce! Bruce!
The pupils of Crunchem Hall, Matilda (1996)