A loud man in a yellow check suit lectures a small girl in a blue dress at his shabby used-car lot.

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Harry Wormwood

I'm smart, you're dumb. I'm big, you're little. I'm right, you're wrong. And there's nothing you can do about it.

— Matilda

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What it means

Our interpretation.

It is bullying boiled down to a nursery rhyme: three matched pairs and the closing flourish that nothing can be done. The joke is that Harry cannot win an argument on facts, so he just announces the result, which is why the line sounds so recognisable in any family, office or comment thread. Fans quote it ironically whenever someone pulls rank instead of reasoning.

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In Matilda (1996), young Matilda has discovered that her father, used-car dealer Harry Wormwood, doctors the cars at Wormwood Motors, packing the engines with sawdust and drilling the odometers backwards so the mileage looks lower. When she tells him it is illegal and asks if he can't just sell good cars, he cuts her off with this chant, the family's usual answer to any argument. Danny DeVito plays Harry. The Roald Dahl Wiki lists it as the character's signature quote.

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