Here’s my day so far: went to jail, lost the girl of my dreams and got my butt kicked pretty good. Still, things could be a lot worse. Oh, that’s right… I’m falling to my death. Guess they can’t.

More from Megamind

• He took the name: Metro Man, defender of Metrocity. I decided to pick something a little more humble: Megamind, incredibly handsome criminal genius and master of all villainy!
• Imagine the most horrible, terrifying, evil thing you can possibly think of and multiply it… by six.
• I was 8 days old and still living with my parents. How sad is that? Clearly, it was time to move on.
• Okay, Minion! You were right! I was…less right!
• Ollo!
• There’s no place like evil lair.