60 years old and still getting crushes on other men's wives. I hope that when I'm your age, I'll be a little bit smarter than that.

Carl

Sully, you're the only guy I know still dumb enough to believe in luck.

Carl

You know how I feel about arming morons. If you arm one, you’ve got to arm them all, otherwise there’s no sport.

Judge Flatt

Doesn't it bother you that you haven't done more with the life God gave you?

Miss Beryl

Hurry!

Miss Beryl

I'm a member of Greenpeace and I just helped poison a dog.

Peter

Hang in there.

Sully

Did you ever get so mad you could shoot somebody?

Toby

I could legally shoot you.

Toby

Oh, you're a man among men, Sully.

Toby