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You know how I feel about arming morons. If you arm one, you’ve got to arm them all, otherwise there’s no sport.
— Judge Flatt ‧ Nobody's Fool

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An editorial interpretation.
A dark joke about fairness among fools. If one person gets weapons, everyone must, purely to keep things sporting. The humor comes from applying game-like rules of equity to something as serious as arming morons.
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