Three small unmarked stylized pistols in a compact static arrangement

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Judge Flatt

You know how I feel about arming morons. If you arm one, you’ve got to arm them all, otherwise there’s no sport.

— Nobody's Fool

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What it means

Our interpretation.

A dark joke about fairness among fools. If one person gets weapons, everyone must, purely to keep things sporting. The humor comes from applying game-like rules of equity to something as serious as arming morons.

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