Name: Notting Hill
Genre: romantic comedy film, comedy drama
Duration: 119 min
Cast: Julia Roberts, Hugh Grant, Rhys Ifans, Emma Chambers, Tim McInnerny

A tilted glass jar containing a golden question mark, resting on plum velvet. — Original artwork

Actually Mel does his own ass work. Why wouldn't he?

Anna Scott

A worn cushion rests on a brown plaid armchair in warm window light. — Original artwork

Can I stay a bit longer?

Anna Scott

Three carved theatrical masks in black, charcoal and pale grey show different degrees of frowning against slate. — Original artwork

I am sure you guys didn’t mean any harm, I’m sure it was just friendly banter, I am sure you guys have dicks the size of peanuts. Enjoy your dinner, the tuna is really good.

Anna Scott

An empty oval gilt frame with pink fabric draped over one side and a leafy sprig below on a dusty-rose surface. — Original artwork

One day, not long from now, my looks will go, they will discover I can’t act, and I will become some sad middle aged woman who looks a bit like someone who was famous for awhile.

Anna Scott

Polished black shoes stand on a scuffed wooden floor in warm light. — Original artwork

You know what they say about men with big feet.

Anna Scott

Two differently patterned floral paper halves form a heart joined by a thin golden thread on cream ground. — Original artwork

The fame thing isn't really real. Don't forget, I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love me.

Anna Scott

Actually no one will marry me because my boosies have started to sag.

Honey

Two empty wooden chairs overlooking the sea at sunset. — Original artwork

He's bringing a girl.

Max

You haven't slept with her have you?

Max

Painterly sandwich on a checked plate beside a small saucer holding dried fruit. — Original artwork

I am just going to go to the kitchen to get some food, then I'm gonna tell you a story to make your balls shrink to the size of raisins.

Spike

A smiling yellow paper mask on a stick leans beside a white flower in a glass of water. — Original artwork

Not bad, not bad at all. Well chosen briefs I must say. Chicks dig grey.

Spike

Painterly yoghurt cup, spoon and strawberries beside a curved reflective metal piece. — Original artwork

There's something wrong with this yogurt.

Spike

Crooked smiling theatrical mask on two blank sealed envelopes, maroon/copper — Original artwork

Did you identify with the character you are playing?

William Thacker

A small yellow toy taxi rests beside a brown comb and silver scissors on dark gray fabric. — Original artwork

I am confident that in 5 minutes we can have you spic and span and back on the street again. In the non-prostitute sense, obviously.

William Thacker

A small orange tree with fruit and blossom grows from a blue-and-white teacup on a cracked saucer. — Original artwork

I'm sorry about the surreal but nice comment...disaster.

William Thacker

A floral teacup hovering above its saucer beside a small cloud on a dusty-pink background. — Original artwork

So it was nice to meet you; surreal, but nice.

William Thacker

A cream rotary telephone with its handset off the cradle beside a potted fern on a teal surface. — Original artwork

Sorry about not ringing back, the whole two names concept was too much for my flatmate's pea-sized intellect.

William Thacker

A fuzzy bumblebee faces a small carved wooden horse on blue cloth. — Original artwork

I enjoyed the movie very much. I was just wondering, did you ever consider having more horses in it?

William Thacker