And what's all this then?
Andrew
- Director
- Kenneth Branagh
- Cast
- Stephen Fry, Kenneth Branagh, Emma Thompson, Hugh Laurie, Imelda Staunton, Tony Slattery
- Year
- 1992
- Runtime
- 97 min
- Genres
- drama film, LGBTQ-related film, romantic comedy film
- Country
- United Kingdom
Facts: Wikidata (CC0), as of 2026-07-09
If there is a God, he takes very long lunches.
Andrew Benson
I think adults are just children who owe money.
Andrew
It’s like kindergarten, school, university, black hole.
Andrew
It's shit with a capital "sh".
Andrew
She seems to exist on a diet of fresh air and bonking.
Andrew
We went down about as well as a turd souffle.
Andrew
Do you have any Equal?
Carol
Thank you very much for dinner, Peter. I enjoyed watching it.
Carol
You know what I hate the most about being a public figure?
Carol
Fill me with your little babies!
Maggie
I believe I am what is commonly termed bisexual, which is by the by because actually I no longer sleep with men or women. But if I did, I promise you, you'd be right up there on my wish list, together with Michelle Pfeiffer and... River Phoenix.
Peter
Oh, how can I put this delicately? It's just that I'm not really in the vagina business.
Peter
I just commit very early.
Sarah
I’ve never seen anyone wear more makeup! How does she take it off? With a chisel?
Sarah
Best thing that ever happened, video.
Vera