We’d have more luck playing pick-up sticks with our butt-cheeks than we will getting a flight out of here before daybreak.

Del Griffith jokes that a nearly impossible party trick would have better odds than catching an early flight. Comparing an absurd game to their travel luck makes the situation sound hopeless. It's a crude, comic way of voicing pessimism about getting out before daybreak.

Context reviewed 24 September 2026