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They were both high. They'd been smokin' everything but their shoes.
— Steel Magnolias ‧ 1989
Behind the line
What it means
Our interpretation.
Clairee's gossip is shameless and affectionate at once, and this is her sharpest one-liner: a polite Southern euphemism pushed one step too far. It is a favourite among fans of the film's wisecracks and is quoted as the standard joke about two people caught misbehaving.
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In context
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In the final stretch of Steel Magnolias (1989), set after Shelby's son has had his first birthday, Clairee Belcher holds the room while she catches the group up on small-town scandal. She first tells how her nephew Marshall broke the news that he was gay by pretending to have a brain tumour. Then she moves on to Nancy Beth Marmillion, stripped of her Miss Merry Christmas crown after being found in a local motel with a high political official. Clairee delivers the verdict on the pair with this line, adding that the beauty queen was caught with her tinsel down around her knees.
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- Springfield! Springfield! Steel Magnolias scriptgossip scene after the first-birthday partyReference checked
- Wikipedia, Steel MagnoliasPlot and infoboxReference checked
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