I've seen her dehydrated sir, its pretty gross.
Andrew
- Director
- John Hughes
- Cast
- Emilio Estevez, Molly Ringwald, Ally Sheedy, Anthony Michael Hall, Judd Nelson, Paul Gleason
- Year
- 1985
- Runtime
- 93 min
- Genres
- teen film, comedy drama, coming-of-age film
- Country
- United States
Facts: Wikidata (CC0), as of 2026-07-09
Two hits, me hitting you, you hitting the floor.
Andrew
We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that's all.
Andrew
Being bad feels pretty good, huh?
Bender
Claire is a fat chick’s name.
Bender
Did your mom marry Mr. Rogers?
Bender
Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
Bender
How come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up, IT'LL BE ANARCHY!
Bender
I wanna be an airborne ranger, I wanna be put in danger.
Bender
I wanna be just like you. I figure all I need is a lobotomy and some tights.
Bender
Remember how you said your parents use you to get back at each other? Wouldn't I be outstanding in that capacity?
Bender
Show Dick some respect.
Bender
You lost?
Bender
The problem is, women can't hold they smoke!
Brian
Screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place.
John Bender
So it’s sorta social, demented and sad, but social. Right?
John Bender
Don’t mess with the bull, young man. You’ll get the horns.
Richard Vernon
The next time I have to come in here I’m crackin’ skulls.
Richard Vernon