More from The Jerk
- If your initial investment is a half a million dollars and your apartments are up in March, you should have x amount of dollars rolling in by the end of this year.
- Hey honey, let's see how good this guy is. What'd I win?
- And remember, the Lord loves a working man.
- Gosh! You have my last name tattooed right there under the j's! First I get my name in the phone book and now I'm on your ass! You know, I bet more people see that than the phone book.
- He hates these cans! Stay away from the cans!
- Honey, guess what - I wrote a song for you this morning.
Last reviewed 2026-07-09