Don’t open the door for any gas men. Unless you think either one of us would be interested!

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• I like guys a lot, but I'm not going to waste my time with some guy that doesn't see things the way I do... I mean do you really need this guy?
• I want you to be with me, I want you to marry me, I want you to love me the way that I love you.
• You have to pick one person and make it work.
• Don’t fix your life so that you’re left alone right as you come to the middle of it.
• One shouldn’t be too hard on oneself when the object of one’s affection returns the favor with rather less enthusiasm than one might have hoped.