The Object of My Affection

I enjoy gay people, but I just have a slight problem with my pregnant sister being in love with one of them.

Constance

Don’t open the door for any gas men. Unless you think either one of us would be interested!

Nina

I like guys a lot, but I'm not going to waste my time with some guy that doesn't see things the way I do... I mean do you really need this guy?

Nina

I want you to be with me, I want you to marry me, I want you to love me the way that I love you.

Nina

Don’t fix your life so that you’re left alone right as you come to the middle of it.

Rodney Fraser

Have you noticed that you're the only practicing heterosexual at your Thanksgiving dinner?

Rodney Fraser

One shouldn’t be too hard on oneself when the object of one’s affection returns the favor with rather less enthusiasm than one might have hoped.

Rodney Fraser

If I wasn’t happily married and you weren’t my wife’s stepsister I’d have an affair with you in a second!

Sidney