I just met a wonderful new man! He's fictional, but you can't have everything.

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• I want what happened in the movie last week to happen this week; otherwise, what’s life all about anyway?
• Dad was a card. I never met him. He died before the movie began.
• I don’t get hurt or bleed, hair doesn’t muss; it’s one of the advantages of being imaginary.
• You make love without fading out?