I just met a wonderful new man! He's fictional, but you can't have everything.
Cecilia
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I just met a wonderful new man! He's fictional, but you can't have everything.
Cecilia
Go with the real guy, honey, we're limited.
Countess
Tom Baxter's come down off the screen and he's running around New Jersey! ...Nobody knows how it happened, but he's done it.
Gil's Agent
What are you people doing here? We can't continue the story 'til Tom gets back.
Jason
I want what happened in the movie last week to happen this week; otherwise, what’s life all about anyway?
Moviegoer
You can't talk to my wife that way - who do you think you are?
Movie Patron
Cecilia, it's clear how miserable you are with your husband. And if he hits you again, you tell me. I'd be forced to knock his teeth out.
Tom Baxter
Dad was a card. I never met him. He died before the movie began.
Tom Baxter
I don’t get hurt or bleed, hair doesn’t muss; it’s one of the advantages of being imaginary.
Tom Baxter
I love you. I'm honest, dependable, courageous, romantic, and a great kisser.
Tom Baxter
You make love without fading out?
Tom Baxter